Santa Banta

Santa Banta Funny sms-Santa's wife dies
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
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A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d
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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If

1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then

For 3000 Kgs

=How Much?

Santa-

Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Bantas advise:-

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Keep WHISPER on ur head

ye ghanto tak geelepan

ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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Mathematical Conversions santabanta jokes
Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If

1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then

For 3000 Kgs

=How Much?

Santa-

Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Bantas advise:-

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Keep WHISPER on ur head

ye ghanto tak geelepan

ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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That is great-santa banta jokes
Salesman:This computer will

cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,

I will take two of them:p

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A Chini was in hspital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.

SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

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Santa was riding on a horse,

He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note That is great-santa banta jokes
Salesman:This computer will

cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,

I will take two of them:p

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A Chini was in hspital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.

SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

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Santa was riding on a horse,

He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note That is great-santa banta jokes
Salesman:This computer will

cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,

I will take two of them:p

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A Chini was in hspital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.

SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

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Santa was riding o
n a horse,

He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note

 

 

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