Hindi

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1 sal
12 mah
1 mah k 4 hafte
1 hafte k 7 din
1 din k 24 ghante
1 ghante k 60 minutes
1 minute k 60 secs
1 sec k hazar lamhe
har lamhe me 1 hi dua
“AAP KHUSH RAHO”
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Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.
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Dilse Dilki Duri Nahi Hoti,
Kaash Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti,
Aapse Milne Ki Tamanna Hain Lekin,
Kahte Hain Har Tamanna Puri Nahi Hoti
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. S
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD rep8lied, "no dear, result is near"
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koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke thoda so lete hai
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You may think that I forgot you.
You may think that I don’t care,
and you may think that I’m not thinking of you.
Well, you’re wrong.
You’re still in my dreams.,, goodnight
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Pal pal ne ka7ha 1 pal se…
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho……
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.
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Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-
‘Neend’;
‘Paisa’;
‘maut’;
aur…
aur…
aur…
aur…
‘MERI PYARI SI YAAD’ kyon…Aayi na.
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R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))
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Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye,
dil jab bhi pukare hamain,Bula lijiye.
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse,
bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye
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.If a drop of water falls in
lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place
where you would shine..
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whenever i want to see u,
i”ll just close my eyes,
if god decides to take u away from me
then i”ll ask god to close my eyes forever..
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i know
i accept
i believe
i admit
i m ” 0 ” zero
but this is not end.
i want HER becoz without HER i m incomplete.
HER + 0 = HERO
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I love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile.Your loving face,
no one will ever take your place
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Love is possible after friendship but
friendship is not possible after love
because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
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Never ask for a kiss take one,
Never ask for a hug give one,
Never ask do you love me,
say ilove you,
Never say you r my life,
say i live just for you
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I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me, Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
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Listen don,t send any sms again,
i don,t want to see you to hear your voice,
to think of you to keep in touch with you,
bcoz docter adviced me
keep away from ,,SWEETS
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Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,
Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar,
Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain
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I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.
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Touch my heart & u will feel,
Listen to my heart & u will hear,
Look into my heart & u will see that
U will alwayz be a special part of me.
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Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.
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Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
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Can U count the stars in the sky?
Can U count the hair of a sheep?
Can U measure how many gallons
of water is in in the pool?
So how can u
count the love in my heart 4 u
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I Love You.

Some time U miss me
Most time i do
Some time u send sms to me
Most time i do
Some timt u forget me
Thats the thing which i can never do
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling
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Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheelers
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”
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I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
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“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,
2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,
4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA
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Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….
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Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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Tumharay Begair mujah saans nahi atti
Tumharay Begair main gi nahi sakta
Mujah tumhari zarorat rahti hai
Ha Ha do’t be confuse i m talking about Oxygen
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GOD ne aap ko bheja tou bheja
lekin bheja tou aesa bheja ke bheje main bheja hi nahi
bheja yeh SMS mujhey kisi ne bheja is liyeh main ne app ko bheja
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I want to share everything with you, your sadness,
your happy moments, every single second of the day.
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
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BUMPER OFFER Send me sms & win10 lak ki car ka photo,
29? tv ka box,Dubai jane wale plane ko TA-TA karne ka mokaaur,
hmare sath DINNER,woh bhi aap k ghar per
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Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
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Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
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i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u
don’t be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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If I Can,I Would Send My Eyes In a Message To See U …I MISS U.
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Missed calls doesnt mean for time pass.
It silently says that i am happily thiniking about u
especially this particular moment!! i miss u al

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Hum jab b AAPKO dilse yaad krte hain,
To ek tara asmaa se tut kr girta hai.
Ek din sara asmaa khali ho jaega,
Or dekhna uska ilzam sirf HUM per aayega
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Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha,
man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga,
dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi,
unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi…
I miss U…
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ

DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER

YEAH

I MISS U

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when u look at me
i feel i m fine
when u call me
i feel i m good
when u ask me
i feel i m intelligent
when u see me
i feel i m beautiful
when u give me smile
i feel i m happy
when u touch me
i feel i m alivewhen u talk with me
i feel i m someone Special
and finally when u r not with me
i feel i m NOTHING!
I MISS U
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1+1=EYS SEEING YOU
3+3=6 SENES FEELING YOU
12+12= 24 HOURS WAITING FOR YOUR SMS
50%+50%=100% WORRIED ABOUT YOU
182.5+182.5 =365 DAYS MISSING YOU
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Today i miss u
Yesterday i missed u.
Don’t worry about tomorrow,
i ll always miss u, and that is a promise. Miss U Forever.
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i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
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Pata hai.......taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai...
Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai...
dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai......
suno aab jag jao...Dekho,
sawera honewali hai...... good morning

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Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai,
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai,
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Ha,i
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai,
_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai,
______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai,
________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai,
__________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai,
______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai,
__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai,
______________________Tension hai to Concern hai,
__________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai,
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Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai,
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai,
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai,
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai......
Bas ghumnewala chahiy
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Can I say I love you today?
If not, can I ask you again tomorrow?
And the day after tomorrow?
And the day after that?
Coz I’ll be loving you every single day of my life.
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